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1) To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she
pushes it. It is
a hell of a job threading a needle!!!

2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When
they broke up, he
wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody kotex at him and said,
'I'll pay you in
monthly installment.'

3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her
boyfriend. 'The man next to me is masturbating!'
Bf: 'Ignore him.'
Gf: 'I can't.' Bf: 'Why not?' Gf: 'He is using my hand!'

4) The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks 'Does anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry
says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know dad's got 2 of them?'
The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya.
' The little one he uses
to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'

5) 4 miracles of a woman
a) Getting wet without taking a shower
b) Bleeding without getting hurt
c) Giving milk without eating grass
d) Making boneless meat hard

6) What is the smallest hotel in the world? The
answer is 'Vagina Inn ' It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.

7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching
1st: Papa coming, papa coming
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah. Papa never comes
with raincoat!

8) A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a
photo of your breast and frame it.'
The wife said to husband, 'I will take a photo of
your penis and enlarge it.'

9) A girl at 15 is a SURPRISE. At 25, she is
the RIGHT PRICE. At 35, a GRAND PRIZE. At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE and at 65, a GIVAWAY PRIZE.

10) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, ' I would rather have 7 inches at 1
time. Not 1 inch 7 times.'

11) The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation
center. Even the
most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.

12) A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattoed
on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said,'There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.'

13) Lady was trying on dress. Husband:
'Your bum is as big as a BBQ pit!' Later in
bed, husband said, 'Want to do it?' Wife: 'It's a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.'